Brain Sex

Yeah, you wish this was about sexual fantasies.....

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Slippery Little Minsk (lexigraphically speaking)

Yep, she got away... Amazing... Don't know how they do that. I tell ya, women are just getting more sophisticated for our own good, or they have always been clever beyond our comprehensions. Barely a week in, and could detect readily quick that she was not at all what she pretended to be. Let's just say that there was an ulterior motive[s]. Isn't there always? [big sigh] I guess some us are just meant to be and stay single. Tends to fly in the face of Gen. 2:18, don't it? Oh well. Keep praying for me. I know many of you are, as I do my level best to pray for your needs in kind. Sorry hazim, can't marry what I can't bag...

Is "Minsk" synonymous with skunk? (lexigraphically speaking) that is...

Well, there is still hope... I still hold to my "Luther," and "Mutt" formulas...

Clues: Most here should know what "Luther" I am referring to... Mutt = "the honorary sixth member of Def Leppard." So, I just need to find me an "ex nun," or a saucy singer? Or, do I just settle for that "Major Dad" route? Maybe it will be somewhere in between... Life, what an adventure...

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Just got a bite

Whoa nilly... I may have hooked something here. The only one thus far, but it only takes one with the right kind of bait. I think she likes the bait. She is already calling me "baby." Reeling her in slow and sure. If I can get her "in the net," then....... for hazim, I will have to fillet....... I mean marry her.... (notice I did NOT say -- mount [1] [2])

Film at eleven (in a year or so)......

[1] a little Grumpier Old Men humor
[2] that will come later (or maybe sooner???)

P.S. Her first name is actually etymologically synonymous with fidelity. How can one pass that up?